I'm thinking of A Christmas Story where Mrs. Parker "accidentally" breaks Mr. Parker's "Major Award." ("Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. ") For those of you who are hard-core Christmas Story fanatics, you can actually purchase a leg lamp just like Mr. Parker's at this store.
Well, I've learned my lesson. At least he can keep it in his room and use it as a night light. And hopefully he can keep it safe from my clumsy fingers.