Tuesday, December 29, 2009

SnoreFest 2009

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! This will be the biggest snoring competition in the history of the world, or at least Florida! Six members of one family will come down with a cold which will result in snoring the likes of which has never been heard in all of history!

In one corner, we have the older sisters, who are breathing heavily and deeply, with no real log-sawing taking place just yet. However, their younger brother seems to have this corner covered with his large gasping breaths and zzzzipping exhales.

In the other corner is Dad, who is operating in the decibel range of a chainsaw, while little sister is growling like a mother bear, a surprising feat for someone of her petite size. And finally, there's Mom, who has chosen not to compete in this snoring competition and would simply like to get some sleep.

Will Mom triumph in her quest for sleep, or will the snorers remain victorious yet again?

Tune in tomorrow for the final results of this epic battle.


  1. LOL we can relate to that in our house too!

  2. Ugh, my husband snores horribly and so does my Dad. So when we stay over there, it is awful!
    Ear plugs are the only way to sleep, but I hate to use them in case the kids get up in the night!


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